Don't try this at home!

Never dust your kitchen with your MP3 player headphones on. Here is why: last weekend I had swiffer duster in hand, the windows and doors wide open, and was gettin' down on some Jimmy Buffet. Little did I know that my wonderful, Pentecostal neighbors, Sid and Jackie, were standing in the breezeway watchin me have a party for one. Here is the really bad part. The Jimmy song I was bellowing out was , "Why don't we get drunk and screw." You fin heads know the one: "I just bought a waterbed that's filled up for me and you. They say you are a snub queen, honey, I don't think that's true, why don't we get drunk and screw." Again, don't do this at home!