...that if you come across a turtle in the middle of the road no matter how many times you tell him to "run along," he still will not listen. 
Finally an elderly gentleman came along and said, "don't you know that if you pick up a turtle by the tail, he won't bite you." He proceeded to do so and saved this turtle's ass. Me: "Don't you feel good about saving Mr. Turtle."
Man: "Well, I feel good, but kind of ridiculous at the same time."
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Emily saved a turtle once on the way to her piano lesson. It was a huge box turtle, and she could barely lift it, but she got it to the side of the road. Another turtle saved.
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