Me: Hon, would you like some beef stick and cheese?
Matt: I've never told you this before, but I really don't like beef stick.
Me: It's Hickory Farms.
Matt: It's mystery meat.
Me: Fine, all the more for me, you communist. I'll have it with my smoked oysters.
Matt: I've never told you this either, but please don't kiss me after you eat mystery meat and oysters.
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David says:
Keep up the good work, Matt. I'm with you buddy.
What? You don't eat Hickory Farms and smoked oysters either? You and Matt are both communists.
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